{"id":14893,"date":"2016-07-17T15:29:24","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T13:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/?p=14893"},"modified":"2016-07-17T15:29:24","modified_gmt":"2016-07-17T13:29:24","slug":"nonner-og-mus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/2016\/07\/17\/nonner-og-mus\/","title":{"rendered":"Nonner og mus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Fruens forest\u00e5ende jubil\u00e6um fik mig til at t\u00e6nke tilbage p\u00e5 min egen tid p\u00e5 cementfabrikken, og I f\u00e5r lige en historie.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-14894\" src=\"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/computermus.png\" alt=\"Mus\" width=\"200\" height=\"188\" \/>Det er snart 30 \u00e5r siden, jeg startede p\u00e5 cementfabrikken. Der er mange historier fra de \u00e5r, og her f\u00e5r I en af dem.<\/p>\n<p>Det var i 90\u2019erne, jeg arbejdede som operat\u00f8r i kontrolrummet, og vi havde f\u00e5et en ny scanner, som grafisk viste klinkernes overfladetemperatur i k\u00f8leren efter ovn 87.<\/p>\n<p>Softwaren k\u00f8rte p\u00e5 sin egen, kraftige computer, og kontrolrummets dav\u00e6rende chef, X, og hans chef, Y, var i kontrolrummet for at l\u00e6re noget om brugerfladen.<\/p>\n<p>Bet\u00e6nk, at det var i starten eller midten af 90\u2019erne: X var ikke computervant. Han skulle f\u00f8re cursoren til h\u00f8jre, men da musen n\u00e5ede kanten af musem\u00e5tten, stoppede han og funderede over, hvordan han nu kom videre.<\/p>\n<p>Hans l\u00f8sning var at l\u00f8fte musen og rulle kuglen p\u00e5 musens underside med to fingre.<\/p>\n<p>Y s\u00e5 himmelfalden p\u00e5 ham og udbr\u00f8d:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201dJamen X, du holder jo p\u00e5 den som en nonne om en vis ting!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>X r\u00f8dmede dybt, og det var egentlig synd.<\/p>\n<p>For som vi alle ved, er der smartere m\u00e5der at bruge musen p\u00e5, men cursoren bev\u00e6gede sig da, om end kursen var lidt slingrende.<\/p>\n<p>\/Eric<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fruens forest\u00e5ende 25 \u00e5rs jubil\u00e6um fik mig til at t\u00e6nke tilbage p\u00e5 min egen tid p\u00e5 cementfabrikken, og I f\u00e5r lige en historie.<\/p>\n<p>(&#8230;) Han skulle f\u00f8re cursoren til h\u00f8jre, men da musen n\u00e5ede kanten af musem\u00e5tten, stoppede han og funderede over, hvordan han nu kom videre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2869,7],"tags":[1348,2955],"class_list":["post-14893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cement","category-erindringer-og-minder","tag-mus","tag-musemaatte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14893"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14897,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893\/revisions\/14897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}