{"id":15513,"date":"2017-06-05T15:14:37","date_gmt":"2017-06-05T13:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/?p=15513"},"modified":"2017-06-05T16:04:52","modified_gmt":"2017-06-05T14:04:52","slug":"moralen-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/2017\/06\/05\/moralen-er\/","title":{"rendered":"Moralen er"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Jeg rensede fortov i forg\u00e5rs, og jeg rensede fortov i dag, til kroppen v\u00e6rkede. Jeg er som \u00c6sops hare i kapl\u00f8b med skildpadden.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-15514\" src=\"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/aesops-fabler.jpg\" alt=\"\u00c6sops fabler\" width=\"250\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/aesops-fabler.jpg 250w, https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/aesops-fabler-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/>Man skulle tro, at jeg var skildpadden, som jeg kravler rundt og luger, men det er ikke tilf\u00e6ldet. Jeg er snarere haren, der taber, fordi den falder i s\u00f8vn.<\/p>\n<p>Jeg kan vinde etaper, men i det lange l\u00f8b har ukrudtet altid et forspring.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bes\u00f8gemor-dag<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I g\u00e5r lugede jeg dog ikke, det var bes\u00f8gemor-dag.<\/p>\n<p>Jeg ladede cykelbatteriet op, men en heftig byge fik mig p\u00e5 andre tanker. Bygen kom bare ud af det gr\u00e5, s\u00e5 jeg valgte bussen.<\/p>\n<p>Moralen m\u00e5 v\u00e6re, at vil du have t\u00f8rvejr, s\u00e5 tag bussen og medbring paraply.<\/p>\n<p>Busserne reklamerer for et privathospital. <em>\u201dNye bryster\u201d<\/em> st\u00e5r der, og s\u00e5 er der billeder af sp\u00e6ndstige kupler, som med garanti hverken er fra f\u00f8r eller efter operation.<\/p>\n<p>Moralen er vel, at reklamer er fulde af l\u00f8gn.<\/p>\n<p>Busturen var us\u00e6dvanligt fredelig, s\u00e5 jeg kunne koncentrere mig om e-bogen, \u00c6sops fabler, og st\u00e5 af som sidste passager.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>\u00c6sops fabler<\/h3>\n<p>Kender du \u00c6sop? Han var gr\u00e6ker og blev f\u00f8dt omkring 620 f.Kr., men ellers ved man ikke meget om ham, ud over at han forfattede fabler med morale. Korte fort\u00e6llinger og oftest med dyr der taler.<\/p>\n<p>Mange af fablerne har evigtgyldige pointer. Her bogens f\u00f8rste fabel:<\/p>\n<h3>The Wolf and the Lamb<\/h3>\n<p>A WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf\u2019s right to eat him. He thus addressed him: \u201cSirrah, last year you grossly insulted me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIndeed,\u201d bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, \u201cI was not then born.\u201d Then said the Wolf, \u201cYou feed in my pasture.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, good sir,\u201d replied the Lamb, \u201cI have not yet tasted grass.\u201d Again said the Wolf, \u201cYou drink of my well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d exclaimed the Lamb, \u201cI never yet drank water, for as yet my mother\u2019s milk is both food and drink to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, \u201cWell! I won\u2019t remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.<\/p>\n<p><em>(\u00c6sops fabler kan downloades (eller l\u00e6ses online) gratis fra <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gutenberg.org\/browse\/authors\/a\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">gutenberg.org<\/a>.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Siden \u00c6sops tid har vi l\u00e6rt meget; vi kan sende rumsonder til Jupiter og give kvinder nye bryster, men menneskets natur er u\u00e6ndret, og ikke kun tyranner bruger p\u00e5skud til at legitimere.<\/p>\n<p>Indtil for nylig kaldte man det <em>spin<\/em>, fordi l\u00f8gnen var raffineret, men p\u00e5 det sidste er noget blevet s\u00e5 primitivt og gennemskueligt, at man kalder det <em>fake news<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I fablen om harens og skildpaddens kapl\u00f8b er \u00c6sops morale: <em>Slow but steady wins the race. <\/em>Det kunne jeg l\u00e6re noget af i kampen mod ukrudtet, men det ender nok som s\u00e6dvanlig.<\/p>\n<p>For som \u00c6sop siger et andet sted: <em>Change of habit cannot alter Nature.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\/Eric<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg rensede fortov i forg\u00e5rs, og jeg rensede fortov i dag, til kroppen v\u00e6rkede. Jeg er som \u00c6sops hare i kapl\u00f8b med skildpadden.<\/p>\n<p>\nMan skulle tro, at jeg var skildpadden, som jeg kravler rundt og luger, men det er ikke tilf\u00e6ldet. Jeg er snarere haren, der taber, fordi den falder i s\u00f8vn.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nJeg kan vinde etaper, men i det lange l\u00f8b har ukrudtet altid et forspring. 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