{"id":16427,"date":"2019-04-07T13:43:50","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T11:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/?p=16427"},"modified":"2019-04-07T13:43:50","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T11:43:50","slug":"mistolkning-fiktion-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/2019\/04\/07\/mistolkning-fiktion-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Mistolkning | Fiktion #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Opdigtede samtaler med katten som kunne v\u00e6re virkelige eksempler p\u00e5 misforst\u00e5elsens kunst.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16428\" src=\"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/tot-6.jpg\" alt=\"Tot\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/tot-6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/tot-6-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Miav?<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u2019 s\u00f8ren Misser, er du st\u00e5et op.<\/p>\n<p>Miav?<\/p>\n<p>Er du sulten?<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>Jamen, s\u00e5 finder vi noget til dig.<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>(\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Misseeer! S\u00e5 er der mad.<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u2019, vil du ikke ha\u2019 noget alligevel? Det er da samme slags som det, du spiste i g\u00e5r.<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>Kattens, kr\u00e6sne kat. Du f\u00e5r <em>ikke<\/em> rejer!<\/p>\n<p>Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Er det fordi, du vil ud?<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, og fang s\u00e5 en mus, din kr\u00e6senpind.<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>(\u2026)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Miav \u2026 Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Hvad? Vil du allerede ind? Du har kun v\u00e6ret ude i tre minutter.<\/p>\n<p>Miav \u2026 Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Jamen, s\u00e5 kom da ind med dig. Er der for koldt?<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>Misser, du skulle neddrosle det intellektuelle niveau.<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>(\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Hvad <em>nu<\/em>? N\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5h, skal du ha\u2019 vand, og er d\u00f8ren lukket \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Ja ja, jeg kommer nu.<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>(\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Miav?<\/p>\n<p>Nej, du kan spise det, jeg <em>har<\/em> serveret.<\/p>\n<p>Miav?<\/p>\n<p>Jo du kan!<\/p>\n<p>Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, s\u00e5 kommer du ud igen. Men en halv time \u2013 mindst!<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>(\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Miav \u2026 Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Jeg sagde en halv time!<\/p>\n<p>Miav \u2026 Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Der er ikke koldt!<\/p>\n<p>Miav \u2026 Miav!<\/p>\n<p>Det regner heller ikke!<\/p>\n<p>Miav \u2026 Miav!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5, okay s\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>Ikke ligge i den stol det ved du godt!<\/p>\n<p>Miav.<\/p>\n<p>Misser, p\u00e5 en eller anden m\u00e5de f\u00e5r du altid det sidste ord.<\/p>\n<p>zzzz<\/p>\n<p>\/Eric<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Opdigtede samtaler med katten som kunne v\u00e6re virkelige eksempler p\u00e5 misforst\u00e5elsens kunst.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3145],"tags":[3148,992,1315,3149],"class_list":["post-16427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiktion","tag-dialog","tag-kat","tag-misforstaelse","tag-mistolkning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16427"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16436,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16427\/revisions\/16436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}