{"id":3609,"date":"2010-06-23T20:10:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T18:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/?p=3609"},"modified":"2014-12-29T22:22:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T21:22:40","slug":"mobiltelefonen-har-oedelagt-meget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/2010\/06\/23\/mobiltelefonen-har-oedelagt-meget\/","title":{"rendered":"Mobiltelefonen har \u00f8delagt meget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>N\u00e5r v\u00e6rtshusets telefon ringede, sagde m\u00e6nd ved baren ofte: &#8220;Hvis det er til mig, er jeg her ikke&#8221;. Det var f\u00f8r mobiltelefonen.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 vores lokale v\u00e6rtshus h\u00e6nger et skilt med takster for forskellige \u201dgemme sig for konen svar\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Det er sikkert kendt i vide kredse, men jeg havde ikke set det f\u00f8r, og det bragte minder om de gode gamle dage, f\u00f8r mobiltelefonen blev elektronisk fodl\u00e6nke.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>HIDING FROM WIFE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>$ BAR PHONE RATES $<\/p>\n<p>$ 1 \u201dNope not here\u201d $<\/p>\n<p>$ 2 \u201dJust missed him\u201d $<\/p>\n<p>$ 3 \u201dJust had 1 drink and left\u201d $<\/p>\n<p>$ 4 \u201dHasn\u2019t been in all day\u201d $<\/p>\n<p>$ 5 \u201dNever heard of him $<\/p>\n<p>(Please see bartender upon arrival)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Man kan selvf\u00f8lgelig glemme mobilen hjemme, men den g\u00e5r jo ikke i l\u00e6ngden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e5r v\u00e6rtshusets telefon ringede, sagde m\u00e6nd ved baren ofte: &#8220;Hvis det er til mig, er jeg her ikke&#8221;. Det var f\u00f8r mobiltelefonen. P\u00e5 vores lokale v\u00e6rtshus h\u00e6nger et skilt med takster for forskellige \u201dgemme sig for konen svar\u201d. Det er sikkert kendt i vide kredse, men jeg havde ikke set det f\u00f8r, og det bragte [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[163,696,1057,1322,2273],"class_list":["post-3609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-smasnak","tag-bar","tag-gemme-sig","tag-konen","tag-mobiltelefon","tag-vrtshus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}