{"id":5536,"date":"2011-01-08T09:56:27","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T08:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/?p=5536"},"modified":"2014-12-30T17:27:49","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T16:27:49","slug":"loeg-uden-taarer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/2011\/01\/08\/loeg-uden-taarer\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00f8g uden t\u00e5rer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5537\" title=\"loeg\" src=\"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/loeg.jpg\" alt=\"L\u00f8g\" width=\"600\" height=\"234\" \/><br \/>\nJeg st\u00e5r ved kassen i Brugsen og skal have l\u00f8gene i nettet. Da jeg tager fat i l\u00f8gene, er der hul i nettet, alts\u00e5 nettet med l\u00f8gene, alts\u00e5 nettet som l\u00f8gene var i, f\u00f8r de s\u00e5 deres snit til at hoppe ned p\u00e5 gulvet og rulle v\u00e6k det bedste de har l\u00e6rt i planteskolen.<\/p>\n<p>Tililende kunder indfanger springl\u00f8gene og aflever dem, f\u00f8r jeg kan sige: \u201dHall\u00f8j, zittauerne zmuttede z\u00f8rme!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>L\u00f8gene kommer i nettet, indk\u00f8bsnettet alts\u00e5, og nu ligger de bag tremmer i en kurv i et lukket k\u00f8kkenskab og afventer deres sk\u00e6bne efter flugtfors\u00f8get. Den bliver grum, kan jeg forsikre, og jeg vil ikke f\u00e6lde en t\u00e5re, n\u00e5r det sker.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f8r jeg rister dem over en sagte ild, skal jeg bare g\u00f8re op med mig selv, om de skal rives, hakkes eller snittes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg st\u00e5r ved kassen i Brugsen og skal have l\u00f8gene i nettet. Da jeg tager fat i l\u00f8gene, er der hul i nettet, alts\u00e5 nettet med l\u00f8gene, alts\u00e5 nettet som l\u00f8gene var i, f\u00f8r de s\u00e5 deres snit til at hoppe ned p\u00e5 gulvet og rulle v\u00e6k det bedste de har l\u00e6rt i planteskolen. Tililende [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[1230,2113],"class_list":["post-5536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-smasnak","tag-lg","tag-tarer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}