{"id":6580,"date":"2011-06-15T17:24:30","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T15:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/?p=6580"},"modified":"2014-12-30T21:22:33","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T20:22:33","slug":"hvem-tog-skraldet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/2011\/06\/15\/hvem-tog-skraldet\/","title":{"rendered":"Hvem tog skraldet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I Guder for et syn der m\u00f8dte os, da vi stod op i g\u00e5r morges: skrald spredt i forhaven og skrald spredt p\u00e5 fortovet. Hvad var der sket?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For at sk\u00e5ne skraldemandens ryg skal jeg b\u00e6re affaldss\u00e6kken ned til fortovet tirsdag morgen, men da mandag var helligdag, t\u00e6nkte Helle fornuftigt, at renovationen kunne finde p\u00e5 at komme tidligere end normalt, og bar derfor s\u00e6kken ned allerede mandag aften.<\/p>\n<p>Det var p\u00e6nt af hende, men p\u00e6nt var der ikke tirsdag morgen: S\u00e6kken l\u00e5 totalt fl\u00e6nset, og affaldet var spredt ud over fortovet og en god del af forhaven &#8211; et betragteligt omr\u00e5de.<\/p>\n<p>Store fugleklatter og skraldets udbredelse retter en bestyrket mistanke mod m\u00e5ger, som m\u00e5ske har f\u00e5et en hj\u00e6lpende kattepote til at sl\u00e5 hul p\u00e5 s\u00e6kken. N\u00e5, men jeg hoppede i noget kluns og klunsede affaldet over i en ny s\u00e6k.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/maage.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6581\" title=\"En m\u00e5ge tager skraldet\" src=\"http:\/\/\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/maage.jpg\" alt=\"En m\u00e5ge tager skraldet\" width=\"500\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Min f\u00f8rste tanke kl. 05:50 var ikke at tage billeder af svineriet, s\u00e5 I m\u00e5 n\u00f8jes med den uskarpe m\u00e5ge ovenover. Til geng\u00e6ld er vandet i baggrunden Canal Grande i Venedig.<\/p>\n<p>I stedet for at nyde morgenkaffen m\u00e5tte jeg alts\u00e5 feje kaffegrums og tage skraldet for, at m\u00e5gerne tog skraldet.\u00a0Jeg tr\u00f8ster mig med, at vores affald i det mindste ikke indeholder brugte babybleer.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Guder for et syn der m\u00f8dte os, da vi stod op i g\u00e5r morges: skrald spredt i forhaven og skrald spredt p\u00e5 fortovet. Hvad var der sket? For at sk\u00e5ne skraldemandens ryg skal jeg b\u00e6re affaldss\u00e6kken ned til fortovet tirsdag morgen, men da mandag var helligdag, t\u00e6nkte Helle fornuftigt, at renovationen kunne finde p\u00e5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[43,1359,1661,1805],"class_list":["post-6580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-smasnak","tag-affald","tag-mager","tag-renovation","tag-skrald"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sitestory.dk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}