Jeg har fået mail fra en ven i Canada. Canada har simpelthen stjålet vores milde vinter, og vi har i stedet fået deres møgvejr:
The weather over here in Canada has been unseasonably good — which may go a long way to explain why your weather is so bad. Apparently, it is all the result of something called the the Arctic Oscillation. From what I understand of it, the normal weather pattern that resides over the arctic has ‘wobbled,’ resulting in our getting your normally much milder winters and you getting our normally insanely cold winter. (Sorry about that … sort of. ;-)) It certainly has been mind-bogglingly warm here considering the time of year. Last week it was actually raining here in Newmarket! — in the middle of winter!
Hvad ligner det sådan at stjæle vores vinter! Jeg krævede den omgående tilbage. Aflever, her og nu, eller imødese en fogedforretning!
Deres eget møgvejr kan de afhente på mit fortov. Kvit og frit, og så no more hard feelings.